Want A Beer That’ll Impress Your Friends?
Want To Bend Some Minds? Matrix Style?
Telegraph Brewing Company Can Help You Out
Sour Mash
Brettanomyces (To Lazy To Link It. Wiki It Yourself If You Don’t Know.)
Lactobacillus (Good For The Tummy)
We Get: Biscuit And Barnyard
Enjoy With:
Salt And Vinegar Chips
Steak Frites
Burger With A Fried Egg
Cheers. Suckas.

Lunch/Dinner/Drinks
Sip: Sangria. Get A Pitcher.

Tapas:
Saffron Steamed Mussels
Fried New Potatoes
Cajun Shrimp
Arroz Con Pollo
BBQ Chicken Quesadilla
Flan: Plain Or Coconut

Cash. Only.
Jack And Coke.
Margarita. By A Bartender Named Margarita.
Typical Beers On Tap.
Drink.
Dance.
Chill.
Glow Red.



Where: Excelsior
Burgers.
Simple: Cable Fresh Burger. Sharp Cheddar.
Upper Class: Mushroom Fresh Burger. Swiss.
Crazy: Country Fresh Burger. Add Bacon And Bleu Cheese.
Share: Fries. But You Could Probably Save The Money.
Drink: Malted Milkshake.
Drink: House Pale Ale
Curse: The Food Network And Guy Fieri For How Expensive This Place Is

Jack Kerouac Alley
Beware: Pickpockets
And: Loose Women
Seating: “Cozy”
Sip: Old Fashioned
Sip: Gin N Tonic
Hungry?: Drink A Guinness
Feel: Like You’ve Been Here Forever
Don’t: Think It Makes You As Cool As Kerouac
